February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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“Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are...”
– Karl Marx (via sinidentidades)
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Watchzygoats:
inacognito:
The single funniest scene on television ever
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
OSCAR’S LEGS
MICHAEL SCREAMING HELP OUT THE WINDOW
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Stanley! Barack is president! You are black!
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I just received beautiful news today. First my pastor from my church in Charlotte called me and left a message saying that he was thinking about Erin and Sarabeth’s attack and that he would love to speak to me soon. Then my mom called me and said that he spoke about them in his Ash Wednesday service. My church is Lutheran and very welcoming of all people. I’d say it’s pretty...
“Self-improvement is masturbation.”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via blua)
Dumbest quote ever. stfu
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I don’t understand how you can go from seeing someone naked on a regular basis to avoiding their eye contact… I deserve way better than this.
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Sign this petition to recognize sexual orientation... →
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Why Do Cats Purr?
fakescience:
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So much love is in my heart right now.
I just want to make others happy.
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